Archive - Chief Rabbit

The One Thing My Father Told Me Never to Do

Sometimes the thing you avoid is the thing you were always going to do anyway.

Feb 10 • Derek Pharr

Turtles All the Way Down

What to do when the questions never end.

Feb 3 • Derek Pharr

January 2026

Why Zero is Better Than You Think

It's possible that starting fresh beats starting over.

Jan 27

You Ever Do Something Really Stupid?

Or: how I became the proud owner of a cop car.

Jan 20 • Derek Pharr

It's Okay, I'm Okay. It's Okay, I'm...

Perhaps it's time to talk about anxiety.

Jan 6

December 2025

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